So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
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i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
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He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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