Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
then he tried to convert me to islam
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
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I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
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I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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