No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
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I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
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Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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