the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
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OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
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Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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