I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
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What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
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BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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