Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
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At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
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Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
MIDGETS
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He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
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