so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
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And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
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I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Panties = found
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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