i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
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This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
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Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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