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thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
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i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
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SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
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