wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I could have mohawked her pubes.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
Randomize