I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
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You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
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I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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