Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
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Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
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One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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