this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
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You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
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how do you play pong handcuffed?
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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