The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
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i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
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I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
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