doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
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now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
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In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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