Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
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You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
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Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
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