OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
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Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
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Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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