Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
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Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
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See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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