Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
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dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
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Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
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I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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