You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
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Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
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I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
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