distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
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We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
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I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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