If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
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please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
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By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
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