My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
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Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
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So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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