ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
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Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
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He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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