He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
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It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
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Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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