quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
Randomize