I don't usually arrange sex via text message
Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
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In America we eat man semen.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
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Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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