it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
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you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
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You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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