how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
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No you dumbass thats not right
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
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Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
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Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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