She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
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IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
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I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
FUCK WHALES
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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