im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
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She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
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He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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