I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
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The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
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where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
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