Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
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If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
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Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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