one two three fourrrrnication!
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
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The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
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I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
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