Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
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I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
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Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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