I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
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This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
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I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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