Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
he fucked my hip out of place.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
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its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
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I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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