? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
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remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
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Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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