how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
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Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
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While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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