oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
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We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
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Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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