his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
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Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
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It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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