is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
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we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
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That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
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