Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
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the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
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He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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