Me. At least after what I've been through.
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
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I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
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There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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