laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I don't deserve a penis
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
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