i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
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When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
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Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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