i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
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I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
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Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
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