So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
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Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
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He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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