Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
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i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
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I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Everyone says I win the strip club
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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