So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
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To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
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I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
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